Heliopause Entertainments Presents

Dick Caught In Toaster

Fri, 22 May 2026 16:30:04 GMT

For

pretzelbaron

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Rodimus/Megatron, Rodimus/Toaster

Characters: Rodimus & Megatron, Toaster is referenced but is not really "on-screen"

Warnings: Extremely Dubious Consent, Mistaken Identity, Accidental Sex, Bad Dirty Talk, Portals, Vaginal Sex, Swearing, Silly, Not Beta Read

Summary:

:: Megs, what are the odds of these portals desyncing? ::

:: Very low. :: There was a telling pause. :: Why? ::

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Interpreting Idioms Literally

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 21:20:48 GMT

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Rodimus/Megatron (mostly Rodimus/Rodimus)

Characters: Rodimus & Megatron

Warnings: Mildly Dubious Consent, Phone Sex, Bad Dirty Talk, Portals, Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Swearing, Silly, Not Beta Read

Summary:

All that was left was to turn the whole thing on.

:: I’m gonna do what I’ve been told to go do my whole life. ::

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Trajectory

Sat, 08 Nov 2025 17:35:09 GMT

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Rodimus/Megatron

Characters: Rodimus & Megatron

Warnings: Mildly Dubious Consent, One-Side Attraction, Public Masturbation, Stealthy Masturbation, Fingering, Praise Kink, Silly, Not Beta Read

Summary: “It’s like you think I don’t get anything done,” Rodimus said, picking up a pen with his free hand.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Coaching Moment

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 15:55:34 GMT

Requested anonymously on Tumblr

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: General

Relationship: Starscream & Windblade

Characters: Starscream & Windblade

Tags: Triple Drabble, Post-War

Summary: "I don't have the time or the crayons to explain that to you,” Starscream said, arms crossed as he turned his back on the holographic projection of the impressive, glowing dome.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

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A Trick

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 17:08:14 GMT

Requested by jariktig on Tumblr

Title: A Trick

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: General

Relationship: Megatron/Skywarp

Characters: Megatron & Skywarp

Tags: Miscommunication, Mischief, Alien Cultural Differences, Surprise Kissing, Silly

Summary: “You… you don’t remember?” Skywarp began to wilt.

Crossposting: AO3 | Dreamwidth

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Sunk Cost

Sat, 11 Oct 2025 16:04:49 GMT

Requested on Tumblr by Spector_Author

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: General

Relationship: Rung & Kup

Characters: Rung & Kup

Tags: Quadruple Drabble, Post-War, Halloween Costumes, Swearing, Silly

Summary: “A costume party to ‘build bridges’ seems like it would be pretty easy to sabotage, if you ask me,” Kup said. “That’s all I’m saying."

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

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Strays

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 14:27:23 GMT

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Quintessons/Rodimus, Quintessons/Megatron

Characters: Quintessons, Rodimus, Megatron

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Blood & Gore, Medical Procedures, Medical Torture, Genital Torture, Genital Mutilation, Non-Consensual Bondage, Dehumanization, Forced Orgasm, Multiple Orgasms, Sensory Manipulation, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Xeno, T-Dick, Not Beta Read

Summary: "We are almost ready for the next phase of modification for rehabilitating a recaptured feral Cybertronian,” a nearby voice said. “Note that the target organs can vary in size, but the procedure remains identical.”

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Taking Candy

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 16:41:11 GMT

Requested on Tumblr by realitysperception

Continuity: G1

Rating: General

Characters: Starscream, Rumble, Frenzy

Tags: Double Drabble, Halloween Costumes

Summary: In which Starscream questions Rumble and Frenzy dressing up like trash.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

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Fate's Cruelty

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 15:02:02 GMT

For FandomTrumpsHate 2025 & jariktig

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Teen

Relationships: Megatron/Orion Pax

Characters: Orion Pax & Megatron

Warnings: Alternate Universe Canon Divergence, AU of an AU, Major Character Death, Minor Character Death, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Suicidal Thoughts, Suggestive Themes, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Terminal Illnesses, Weddings, Arranged Marriage

Summary: In which, despite adversity, Orion and Megatron make a life together.

Notes: Canonical to An Unfamiliar Battlefield

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Pedestal

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 14:11:35 GMT

Prompt: Day 7 - Idol/Future

Continuity: TFP

Rating: General

Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime

Characters: Optimus Prime & Megatron

Warnings: Triple Drabble, Character Study, Ambiguous Relationships, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Optimus grapples with a side effect of the Matrix.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Longfic Directory Update

Sat, 16 Aug 2025 14:12:42 GMT

I finally finished revamping it, yay!

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An Opportunity

Sat, 16 Aug 2025 13:54:26 GMT

Prompt: Day 6 - Legendary/Cozy

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Teen

Relationships: Megatron/Orion Pax

Characters: Orion Pax & Megatron

Warnings: Alternate Universe Canon Divergence, AU of an AU, Vignette, Established Relationship, Suggestive Themes, Minor Injuries, Cuddling, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Orion and Megatron are separated from supervision for the first time.

Notes: Canonical to An Unfamiliar Battlefield

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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The Candidate

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 14:36:34 GMT

Prompt: Day 5 - Change/Pledge

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Teen

Relationships: Megatron/Orion Pax

Characters: Orion Pax & Megatron

Warnings: Alternate Universe Canon Divergence, AU of an AU, Vignette, Restraints, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Orion makes his bid for the position of Lord Protector for the new vessel of the Fallen.

Notes: Canonical to An Unfamiliar Battlefield

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Rare Imports

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 14:58:46 GMT

Prompt: Day 4 - Weapon/Creation

Continuity: IDW2

Rating: General

Relationships: Megatron/Orion Pax

Characters: Orion Pax & Megatron

Warnings: Alternate Universe Canon Divergence, Establish Relationship, Politics, American Politics, Silly, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Megatron is subjected to additional governmental trade regulation scrutiny.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Disclaimer: The UN headquarters is in New York City, which has different sales tax rates and tax laws than I am used to on the other side of the country, so I used a guesstimate of applicable taxes and a heavy dose of bullshittery. Couldn’t find anything about commodity specific taxes so alas.

Also clearly this would not happen in an airport/spaceport.

Inspired by this Tumblr post.

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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My Kingdom For A Boulder

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 13:52:35 GMT

Prompt: Day 3 - Revolution/Instinct

Continuity: Beast Wars

Rating: General

Relationships: Megatron & Optimus Primal

Characters: Optimus Primal, Cheetor, Megatron

Warnings: Silly, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Optimus quietly assists Megatron with a personal struggle.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Thwarting Destiny

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 14:19:05 GMT

Prompt: Day 2 - Past/Smile

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Teen

Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime

Characters: Megatron & Optimus Prime

Warnings: Double Drabble, Serious Injuries, Spark Merging, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Megatron refuses to let Optimus die.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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New Tactic

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 14:17:21 GMT

Prompt: Day 1 - Past/Smile

Continuity: Cyberverse

Rating: Teen

Relationships: Megatron/Optimus Prime

Characters: Megatron & Optimus Prime

Warnings: Double Drabble, Canon-Typical Violence, Serious Injuries, Blood & Injuries, Silly, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which a smile mid-fight takes Megatron off-guard.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Electric Dreams

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 19:23:12 GMT

Because I wanted Prowl to suffer a little.

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: None

Characters: Prowl

Warnings: Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Silly, Masturbation, Portals, Fingering, T-Dick, Electricity Play, Improper Use of a Stun Gun, Sexual Frustration, Serious Injuries Treated Lightly, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Prowl makes some ill-advised choices to get release.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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A Bit of Housekeeping

Sat, 21 Jun 2025 15:09:59 GMT

I know that I need to work on updating the Longfic Directory. I managed to update it on Tumblr, but I also need to do some tag wrangling here and also crosspost some of the longfics into actual collections (since chapter by chapter individual posts are unwieldy).

Slow upkeep is in progress. Probably not today, but slowly.

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Reconstruction

Sat, 21 Jun 2025 15:07:00 GMT

A birthday gift for tarklesbehindthescenes on Tumblr

Continuity: G1

Rating: Teen (for referenced violence)

Relationships: Megatron/Ratchet

Characters: Ratchet & Megatron

Tags: Ambiguous Relationships, Ambiguous Ending, Canon-Typical Violence, Serious Injuries Treated Casually, Medical Procedures, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Ratchet is tasked with rebuilding Megatron from scratch.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr | TF MegaRatch

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Borrowing

Mon, 26 May 2025 20:43:08 GMT

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Megatron/Rodimus

Characters: Megatron & Rodimus

Warnings: Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Porn Without Plot, Masturbation, Portals, Accidental Voyeurism, Fingering, T-Dick, Mildly Dubious Consent, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Rodimus finds something unexpected in Megatron's room while the latter is on duty.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Jailbreak

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 14:42:31 GMT

For fandomweekly challenge #250 - Quick Exit. Won 1st place.

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: General

Relationships: Megatron & Rodimus

Characters: Rodimus & Megatron

Tags: Sextuple Drabble, Ambiguous Relationships, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Megatron finds himself unexpectedly locked up.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr | Fandomweekly entry

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Fandom Trumps Hate 2025

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 15:09:45 GMT

Yay! I have signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate this year!

I plan on offering one auction.

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Charge Sink

Sat, 28 Dec 2024 19:05:11 GMT

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Megatron/Rodimus & Megatron/Minimus Ambus (technically Minimus Ambus/Rodimus as well, but that's not in focus)

Characters: Megatron, Minimus Ambus, & Rodimus

Warnings: Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Plug-N-Play, Porn Without Plot, Vignette, Threesome, Masturbation, Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Not Beta Read

Summary: In which Megatron offers Minimus a generous apology.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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Too Damn Hot

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 18:05:13 GMT

For pretzelbaron from Trope Reversal

Continuity: IDW1

Rating: General

Relationships: Megatron/Rodimus

Characters: Rodimus & Megatron

Tags: Double Drabble, Silly

Summary: In which it is too hot to cuddle.

Crossposting: AO3 | Tumblr

Fic under cut. See AO3 for complete notes.

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